The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.
Gettin kidnapped by the damn autobots
my god that gif was made for this moment
so i started watching glee over the weekend since i couldn’t move because of my broken foot. it’s not as bad as i thought it would be
my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked
"step on a Lego" sounds like a weak ass insult but if you’ve ever actually stepped on a Lego you’d understand that there’s a moment between stepping on it and regaining your senses where you actually pray for death