benpaddon:

The phrase “words to live by” gets thrown around often these days, but these are absolutely words to live by.

corpsepose:

happy easter

perksofbeinganasshole:

tastefullyoffensive:

[staycheesy]

Gettin kidnapped by the damn autobots

thelittlemess:

felizverde:

piplups:

my god that gif was made for this moment

so i started watching glee over the weekend since i couldn’t move because of my broken foot. it’s not as bad as i thought it would be

sanderlust:

my biggest fear is falling and dying in the shower and my family finding me naked

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

So raise a glass to teenage girls for their linguistic innovation. It expands our expressive vocabulary, giving us new words and modes of expression. Speakers may nostalgically look to a previous golden era of English, but the truth is that Shakespeare’s English is an abomination of Chaucer’s English, which is an abomination of Beowolf’s. Language is inherently unstable. It’s in a constant state of flux, made and remade—stretched, altered, broken down and rearranged—by its speakers every day. Rather than a sign of corruption and disorder, this is language in its full vitality—a living, evolving organism.
- Gabriel Arana, “Creaky Voice: Yet Another Example of Young Women’s Linguistic Ingenuity”;

orelpuppington:

"step on a Lego" sounds like a weak ass insult but if you’ve ever actually stepped on a Lego you’d understand that there’s a moment between stepping on it and regaining your senses where you actually pray for death

beringandwellscrew:

rmlfvr:

These classical musicians play their instruments in a way you’ve never seen before.

A rather compelling visual experience, on top of being a flawless musical demonstration, performed by Salut Salon, a charming German quartet from Hamburg. 

WOW!!!!
Just WOW!!!

CLARAOSMIN